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Gallo-Grecians
The emperor was probably born in the province of Galatia, whose inhabitants, the Gallo-Grecians, were supposed to unite the vices of a savage and a corrupted people.
Edward Gibbon
Gambling
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
Mark Twain
Gauls
The Gauls were endowed with all the advantages of art and nature; but as they wanted courage to defend them, they were justly condemned to obey, and even to flatter, the victorious Barbarians, by whose clemency they held their precarious fortunes and their lives.
Edward Gibbon
Genius
Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.
Robert S. Lynd
Talent is that which is in a man's power; genius is that in whose power a man is.
James Russell Lowell
There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
Sometimes men come by the name of genius in the same way that certain insects come by the name of centipede -- not because they have a hundred feet, but because most people can't count above fourteen.
G. C. Lichtenberg
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Oscar Wilde, Remark at the New York Customs
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Thomas Edison
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Oscar Wilde
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered -- either by themselves or by others.
Mark Twain
In the faculty of writing nonsense, stupidity is no match for genius.
Walter Bagehot
The aspiring efforts of genius, or virtue, either in active or speculative life, are measured, not so much by their real elevation, as by the height to which they ascend above the level of their age and country; and the same stature, which in a people of giants would pass unnoticed, must appear conspicuous in a race of pygmies.
Edward Gibbon
German
She had exactly the German way: whatever was in her mind to be delivered, whether a mere remark, or a sermon, or a cyclopedia, or the history of a war, she would get it into a single sentence or die. Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of the Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
Mark Twain
Germans
[The] ferocious Germans, who have so often attempted, and who will always desire, to exchange the solitude of their woods and morasses for the wealth and fertility of Gaul.
Edward Gibbon
Girth
I had no intention of giving her my vital statistics. "Let me put it this way," I said. "According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood."
Erma Bombeck
Glory
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read; and in so living as to make the world happier for our living in it.
Pliny The Elder
Goal
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
Arnold Toynbee
God And Religion
During the past ten years I have stolen 75 Bibles, perhaps the national record.
H. L. Mencken, who regularly sent Bibles to his friends in Baltimore elegantly inscribed, "With the regards of the author"
Many of the insights of the saint stem from his experience as a sinner.
Eric Hoffer
I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves.
Matthew 10:16
God uses lust to impel men to marry, ambition to office, avarice to earning, and fear to faith. God led me like an old blind goat.
Martin Luther
The worst that you can say about Him (God) is that basically He's an underachiever.
Woody Allen
Creator -- A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
H. L. Mencken
God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things.
Pablo Picasso
Pray as though everything depended on the Lord and then go out and work as if it all depended on you.
Martin Luther
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
Teacher: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart: God, shmod, I want my monkey-man!
The Simpsons
Doctors are busy playing God when so few of us have the qualifications. And besides, the job is taken.
Bernie S. Siegel, MD
Wherever God erects a house of prayer,
The Devil always builds a chapel there,
And 'twill be found upon examination,
The latter has the largest congregation.
Daniel Defoe
God will forgive me, it is his business.
Heinrich Heine, last words
I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.
Thomas Jefferson
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark Twain
A Christian is a man who feels repentance on a Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
Thomas R. Ybarra
There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He.
Friedrich Nietzshe
When a pious visitor inquired sweetly, "Henry, have you made your peace with God?" [Thoreau] replied, "We have never quarreled."
Brooks Atkinson
Cursed is the one who trusts in man,
who depends on flesh for his strength
and whose heart turns away from the LORD.
Jeremiah 17:5
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Galileo Galilei
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.
Paul Tillich
There can be no surer sign of decay in a country than to see the rites of religion held in contempt.
Niccolò Machiavelli
It is conceivable that religion may be morally useful without being intellectually sustainable.
John Stuart Mill
The saints are the sinners who keep on going.
Robert Louis Stevenson
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found difficult and left untried.
G. K. Chesterton
Archbishop, n. A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.
H. L. Mencken
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.
H. L. Mencken
The god I believe in isn't short of cash.
Bono
Puritanism, n. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. Mencken
Christian, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Repentance, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind -- that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking.
H. L. Mencken
To attempt to be religious without practicing a specific religion is as possible as attempting to speak without a specific language.
George Santayana
All great religions, in order to escape absurdity, have to admit a dilution of agnosticism. It is only the savage, whether of the African bush or the American gospel tent, who pretends to know the will and intent of God exactly and completely.
H. L. Mencken
There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.
Mark Twain
Religious insanity is very common in the United States.
Alexis de Tocqueville
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.
Michel Eyquem, seigneur de Montaigne
The LORD is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer.
2 Samuel 22:2
You are a forgiving God, gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and abounding in love.
Nehemiah 9:17
Naked I came from my mother's womb,
and naked I will depart.
The LORD gave and the LORD has taken away;
may the name of the LORD be praised.
Job 1:21
The fool says in his heart, "There is no God."
Psalm 14:1
The heavens declare the glory of God;
the skies proclaim the work of his hands.
Psalm 19:1
The LORD is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
He makes me lie down in green pastures;
He leads me beside quiet waters.
He restores my soul;
He guides me in the paths of righteousness
For His name's sake.
Psalm 23:1-3 (NASB)
The LORD is my strength and my shield.
Psalm 28:7
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom.
Psalm 111:10
The stone the builders rejected has become the capstone.
Psalm 118:22
Blessed is he who comes in the name of the LORD.
Psalm 118:26
Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my path.
Psalm 119:105
As the rain and the snow
come down from heaven,
and do not return to it
without watering the earth
and making it bud and flourish,
so that it yields seed for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is my word that goes out from my mouth:
It will not return to me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire
and achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
Isaiah 55:10,11
"There is no peace," says my God, "for the wicked."
Isaiah 57:21
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Author unidentified
But to have avoided [all religious fads] has been one whirling adventure; and in my vision the heavenly chariot flies thundering through the ages, the dull heresies sprawling and prostrate, the wild truth reeling but erect.
G. K. Chesterton
Samuel Johnson enjoined the preachers of his time not to inveigh against those who were absent from church on Sundays by scolding those who were not absent.
William F. Buckley
Return to the LORD your God,
for he is gracious and compassionate,
slow to anger and abounding in love,
and he relents from sending calamity.
Joel 2:13
The gods help them that help themselves.
Aesop
In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
Mark Twain
Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church someone may say to himself, "Why do you not practice what you preach?"
Saint Jerome
The chief priests of the Jews protested to Pilate, "Do not write 'The King of the Jews,' but that this man claimed to be king of the Jews."
Pilate answered, "What I have written, I have written."
John 19:21,22
In the preceding volumes of this History, I have described the triumph of barbarism and religion . . .
Edward Gibbon
[The] Christian clergy . . . has claimed, in every age, the privilege of dispensing honors, both on earth and in heaven.
Edward Gibbon
"For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways," declares the LORD.
Isaiah 55:8
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Romans 6:23
If God is for us, who can be against us?
Romans 8:31
Since ancient times no one has heard, no ear has perceived, no eye has seen any God besides you, who acts on behalf of those who wait for him.
Isaiah 64:4
It is mine to avenge; I will repay.
Deuteronomy 32:35
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.
St. Paul, 1 Corinthians 16:13
God made him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in him we might become the righteousness of God.
St. Paul, 2 Corinthians 5:21
All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.
St. Paul, 2 Timothy 3:16,17
I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith.
St. Paul, 2 Timothy 4:7
In the hands of a popular preacher, an earthquake is an engine of admirable effect.
Edward Gibbon
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith -- and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God -- not by works, so that no one can boast.
Ephesians 2:8,9
[Ennodius] adds weight to the narrative of Procopius, though we may doubt whether the devil actually contrived the siege of Pavia, to distress the bishop and his flock.
Edward Gibbon
Six years [after Severinus's death], his body, which scattered miracles as it passed, was transported by his disciples into Italy.
Edward Gibbon
[The Ascetics] seriously renounced the business, and the pleasures, of the age; abjured the use of wine, of flesh, and of marriage; chastised their body, mortified their affections, and embraced a life of misery, as the price of eternal happiness.
Edward Gibbon
A sanguinary and covetous mind is not the symptom of a sincere conversion [to Christianity]: let [Clovis, King of the Franks,] show his faith by his works.
Gundobald, King of the Bugundians
But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.
Joshua 24:15
Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life.
John 6:68
The clergy successfully preached the doctrines of patience and pusillanimity . . .
Edward Gibbon
[The] enthusiast who entered the dome of St. Sophia might be tempted to suppose that it was the residence, or even the workmanship, of the Deity. Yet how dull is the artifice, how insignificant is the labor, if it be compared with the formation of the vilest insect that crawls upon the surface of the temple!
Edward Gibbon
The Gothic arms were less fatal to the schools of Athens than the establishment of a new religion, whose ministers superseded the exercise of reason, resolved every question by an article of faith, and condemned the infidel or skeptic to eternal flames.
Edward Gibbon
[The Catholic church's] jurisdiction, wealth, and immunities, perhaps the most essential part of episcopal religion, were restored . . .
Edward Gibbon
If a Christian power had been maintained in Arabia, [Muhammad] must have been crushed in his cradle, and Abyssinia would have prevented a revolution which has changed the civil and religious state of the world.
Edward Gibbon
[And] the ambiguous word [of God], which contains the precept of Christ [concerning divorce], is flexible to any interpretation that the wisdom of a legislator can demand.
Edward Gibbon
I know but of one religion in which the god and the victim [sacrifice] are the same.
Edward Gibbon
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
The Simpsons
Justinian might have learned, "that religious controversy is the offspring of arrogance and folly; that true piety is most laudably expressed by silence and submission; that man, ignorant of his own nature, should not presume to scrutinize the nature of his God; and that it is sufficient for us to know, that power and benevolence are the perfect attributes of the Deity."
Edward Gibbon, quoting Procopius
[Justinian] piously labored to establish with fire and sword the unity of the Christian faith.
Edward Gibbon
[The] province which had been ruined by the bigotry of Justinian, was the same through which the [Muslims] penetrated into the empire.
Edward Gibbon
The desire of gaining souls for God and subjects for the church, has excited in every age the diligence of the Christian priests.
Edward Gibbon
[The Armenians] have often preferred the crown of martyrdom to the white turban of [Muhammad] . . .
Edward Gibbon
If there is no God, everything is permitted.
Dostoevsky
Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle.
George Washington
[The] fond alliance of the monks and females obtained a final victory over the reason and authority of man.
Edward Gibbon
[Muhammad], with the sword in one hand and the Koran in the other, erected his throne on the ruins of Christianity and of Rome.
Edward Gibbon
The Koran divides the world into two parts: the House of Islam (the part of the world controlled by Muslims) and the House of War (that part not yet controlled by Muslims).
Mario Loyola
The most rational of the Arabs acknowledged [God's] power, though they neglected his worship . . .
Edward Gibbon
The moral attributes of Jehovah may not easily be reconciled with the standard of human virtue . . .
Edward Gibbon
A prophet may reveal the secrets of heaven and of futurity; but in his moral precepts he can only repeat the lessons of our own hearts.
Edward Gibbon
[Muhammad] has not specified the male companions of the female elect, lest he should either alarm the jealousy of their former husbands, or disturb their felicity, by the suspicion of an everlasting marriage.
Edward Gibbon
Ye Christian dogs, you know your option; the Koran, the tribute, or the sword. We are a people whose delight is in war, rather than in peace; and we despise your pitiful alms, since we shall be speedily masters of your wealth, your families, and your persons.
Caled
In the opinion of the [Saracens], the difference of religion is a reasonable ground of enmity and warfare.
Edward Gibbon
[The Arabs'] rapacious spirit was approved and animated by the precepts of the Koran.
Edward Gibbon
The successors of St. Peter appear to have followed, rather than guided, the impulse of manners and prejudice; without much foresight of the seasons, or cultivation of the soil, they gathered the ripe and spontaneous fruits of the superstition of the times.
Edward Gibbon
Utopian desires are part of the human condition, and the craving to create a heaven on earth is the inevitable consequence of a godless society.
Jonah Goldberg
Out of the depths I cry to you, O LORD.
Psalms 130:1
Golf
Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
Arnold Daly
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
Sam Snead
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain
You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it.
Lee Trevino
Good And Evil
It is a public scandal that gives offense and it is no sin to sin in secret.
Molière
The world is a dangerous place to live -- not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
Albert Einstein
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of 500 yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
G. K. Chesterton
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
Brooks Thomas
If I knew . . . that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.
Henry David Thoreau
No man deserves to be praised for his goodness unless he has the strength of character to be wicked. All other goodness is generally nothing but indolence or impotence of will.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
My only policy is to profess evil and do good.
George Bernard Shaw
He who would do good to another must do it in minute particulars: general good is the plea of the scoundrel, hypocrite and flatterer. For art and science cannot exist but in minutely organized particulars.
William Blake
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it they are wrong.
Robert Louis Stevenson
One murder makes a villain, millions a hero.
Bishop Beilby Porteus
Cruelties should be committed all at once.
Niccolò Machiavelli
The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding.
Albert Camus
The wicked man flees though no one pursues,
but the righteous are as bold as a lion.
Proverbs 28:1
Of course heaven forbids certain pleasures, but one finds means of compromise.
Molière
Our repentance is not so much regret for the ill we have done as fear of the ill that may happen to us in consequence.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
The Old Farmer's Almanac
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.
Ann Frank
For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do -- this I keep on doing.
Romans 7:19
Beware the fury of a patient man.
John Dryden
It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
H. L. Mencken
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Joseph Conrad
I am in politics because of the conflict between good and evil, and I believe that in the end good will triumph.
Margaret Thatcher
To do evil a human being must first of all believe that what he is doing is good . . .
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.
P. J. O'Rourke
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
Edmund Burke
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes.
William Shakespeare
Gossip
The eyes believe themselves; the ears believe other people.
German Proverb
Whoever gossips to you will gossip of you.
Spanish Proverb
Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.
Louis B. Nizer
There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
Gourmet
A gourmet is just a glutton with brains.
Phillip W. Haberman, Jr.
Government
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
I would rather be governed by the first three hundred names in the Boston telephone book than by the faculty of Harvard University.
William F. Buckley
The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.
John S. Caldwell
No man should be in public office who can't make more money in private life.
Thomas E. Dewey
The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.
Voltaire (François Marie Arouet)
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
The state, it cannot too often be repeated, does nothing, and can give nothing, which it does not take from somebody
George Henry
How can you govern a country with two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle
The supply of government exceeds the demand.
Lewis H. Lapham
Every nation has the government it deserves.
Joseph Marie de Maistre
The worst government is the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
H. L. Mencken
Society in every state is a blessing, but government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.
Thomas Paine
In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed. They produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.
Orson Welles
The federal government has three duties. Print the money, deliver the mail, and declare war.
Florence King
There is very little to admire in bureaucracy, but you have got to hand it to the Internal Revenue Service.
James L. Rogers
No class of Americans, so far as I know, has ever objected . . . to any amount of governmental meddling if it appeared to benefit that particular class.
Carl Becker
Any doctrine that . . . weakens personal responsibility for judgment and for action . . . helps create the attitudes that welcome and support the totalitarian state.
John Dewey
Today's rebel is tomorrow's tyrant.
Will and Ariel Durant
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Oscar Ameringer
Why should any country continue, forever, to be "great"?
William F. Buckley
That government is best which governs least.
Henry David Thoreau
The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be in power if they were not the wrong sort of people.
Jon Wynne-Tyson
Nothing is easier than spending the public money. It does not appear to belong to anybody. The temptation is overwhelming to bestow it on somebody.
Calvin Coolidge
The office of President is such a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
Jimmy Breslin
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
I have been told I was on the road to hell, but I had no idea it was just a mile down the road with a Dome on it.
Abraham Lincoln
In all my years of public life I have never obstructed justice . . . Your President is no crook!
Richard M. Nixon
In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Adlai Stevenson
What our generation has forgotten is that the system of private property is the most important guaranty of freedom, not only for those who own property, but scarcely less for those who do not.
Friedrich Hayek
Who shall guard the guardians themselves? (quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
Juvenal
It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.
Niccolò Machiavelli
There is a homely adage which runs: "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
Theodore Roosevelt
Democracy, with its promise of international peace, has been no better guarantee against war than the old dynastic rule of kings.
Jan C. Smuts
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers
This island is almost made of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish in Great Britain at the same time.
Aneurin Bevan
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Milton Friedman
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
At a banquet Caligula was suddenly seized with a fit of helpless laughter. The consuls reclining next to him asked if they might share in the imperial merriment. Caligula, wiping the tears from his eyes, managed to gasp, "You'll never guess! It suddenly occurred to me that I had only to give a single nod, and both your throats would be cut on the spot."
The Little, Brown Book of Anecdotes, Clifton Fadiman, General Editor
The Labour Party Marxists see the consequences of their own folly all around them and call it the collapse of capitalism.
Jon Akass
The task of weaning various people and groups from the national nipple will not be easy. The sound of whines, bawls, screams and invective will fill the air as the agony of withdrawal pangs finds voice.
Linda Bowles
Everybody has asked the question . . . "What shall we do with the Negro?" I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are wormeaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! I am not for tying or fastening them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone!
Frederick Douglass
In all sorts of government man is made to believe himself free, and to be in chains.
Stanislaus Leszcynski
[Government] is apprehended, not as a committee of citizens chosen to carry on the communal business of the whole population, but as a separate and autonomous corporation, mainly devoted to exploiting the population for the benefit of its own members.
H. L. Mencken
When a private citizen is robbed, a worthy man is deprived of the fruits of his industry and thrift; when the government is robbed, the worst that happens is that certain rogues and loafers have less money to play with than they had before.
H. L. Mencken
The natural tendency of every government is to grow steadily worse -- that is, to grow more satisfactory to those who constitute it and less satisfactory to those who support it.
H. L. Mencken
I believe that all government is evil, in that all government must necessarily make war on liberty, and that the democratic government is at least as bad as any of the other forms.
H. L. Mencken
The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.
H. L. Mencken
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan
When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.
Thomas Jefferson
Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread.
Thomas Jefferson
Individual rights are not subject to a public vote; a majority has no right to vote away the rights of a minority; the political function of rights is precisely to protect minorities from oppression by majorities (and the smallest minority on earth is the individual).
Ayn Rand
Only government can cause inflation, preserve monopoly, and punish enterprise.
William F. Buckley
You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
Mario Cuomo
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Dave Barry
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
P. J. O'Rourke
[Government's modus operandi:] If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan
The urgent consideration of the public safety may undoubtedly authorize the violation of every positive law. How far that, or any other, consideration may operate to dissolve the natural obligations of humanity and justice, is a doctrine of which I still desire to remain ignorant.
Edward Gibbon, regarding the duplicitous Roman massacre of unarmed Goths
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.
Thomas Jefferson, et al.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
Thomas Jefferson, et al.
[We] hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
Thomas Jefferson, et al.
He [is] the worst governor who [cannot] govern himself.
Cato the Elder (Marcus Porcius Cato)
Governors ought to gain nothing by their governments but honor.
Cato the Elder (Marcus Porcius Cato)
But the desire of obtaining the advantages, and of escaping the burdens, of political society, is a perpetual and inexhaustible source of discord.
Edward Gibbon
[The one in authority] does not bear the sword for nothing.
St. Paul, Romans 13:4
[The] Roman government appeared every day less formidable to its enemies, more odious and oppressive to its subjects.
Edward Gibbon
Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
George Washington
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain
The whole idea of government is this: if enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
P. J. O'Rourke
Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!
P. J. O'Rourke
Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.
P. J. O'Rourke
For the people in government . . . Washington is an early-rising, hard-working city. It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money.
P. J. O'Rourke
Bureaucrats want bigger bureaus. Special interests are interested in whatever [is] special to them. These two groups bring great pressure to bear upon politicians who have another agenda yet: to cater to the temporary whims and fads of the public and the press.
P. J. O'Rourke
When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it [is] done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.
P. J. O'Rourke
How small, of all that human hearts endure,
That part which laws or kings can cause or cure!
Samuel Johnson
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Frank Herbert
Expanded unemployment benefits . . . expand unemployment.
Author unidentified
[East German's] were brought up to identify totally with the state; they may be slow to realize the extent to which they were victimized by the state.
Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck (Attributed)
The New Deal began, like the Salvation Army, by promising to save humanity. It ended, again like the Salvation Army, by running flop-houses and disturbing the peace.
H. L. Mencken
Government doesn't solve problems; it subsidizes them.
Ronald Reagan
Public spending expands to absorb all available tax revenues. . . . Public borrowing expands to absorb all available means of finance.
Lewis E. Lehrman & John D. Mueller (variation on Parkinson's Law)
[The government is] now in a position to do what Franklin D. Roosevelt did during the Great Depression of the 1930s -- use a crisis of the times to create new institutions that will last for generations. To this day, we are still subsidizing millionaires in agriculture because farmers were having a tough time in the 1930s.
Thomas Sowell
If man is not to do more harm than good in his efforts to improve the social order, he will have to learn that in this, as in all other fields where essential complexity of an organized kind prevails, he cannot acquire the full knowledge which would make mastery of the events possible. He will therefore have to use what knowledge he can achieve, not to shape the results as the craftsman shapes his handiwork, but rather to cultivate a growth by providing the appropriate environment, in the manner in which the gardener does this for his plants.
Friedrich von Hayek
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
P. J. O'Rourke
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
Edmund Burke
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary.
James Madison
We have far more to fear from swift than from torpid government.
George F. Will
Take any three letters from the alphabet, put them in any order you want, and you will have an acronym designating a federal agency we could do without.
Milton Friedman (Attributed)
Gratitude
He who receives a benefit should never forget it; he who bestow should never remember it.
Pierre Charron
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
Eric Hoffer
[Where] gratitude is felt, resentment can never be very far behind.
James W. Ceaser
[The] act of gratitude is nowadays is probably more often neglected than overdone.
William F. Buckley
Greatness
A great ship asks deep water.
George Herbert
The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor the great scholars great men.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.
Robert Frost
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare
Grief
Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.
Benjamin Disraeli
Guilt
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
William Shakespeare
Gun
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Gunpowder
If we contrast the rapid progress of this mischievous discovery [gunpowder] with the slow and laborious advances of reason, science, and the arts of peace, a philosopher, according to his temper, will laugh or weep at the folly of mankind.
Edward Gibbon
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